If one of you wants to control my uterus, you can. I don't mind.
I'll even pay the doctor to take it out because, by some miracle of the infant baby Jesus, I'm a piece of shit semi-liberal with a JOB. Amazing, right? I have my own private benefits, too. But they don't cover uterus eviction.
You're going to have to provide your own container for it though. I have no idea what will match your decor or if there are special storage instructions. Remember, I'm (technically, registered Independent) semi-liberal (socially liberal, fiscally mostly-conservative) so I'm too dumb to research anything on my own or take responsibility for anything, ever.
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