Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Otherwise I never would have known.


I'm fat?

WHAT???

Why, thank you for pointing that out. I was completely unaware until you so helpfully clued me in. I owe you a debt of gratitude. Because of your disdain for my size, I will immediately begin starving myself in order to gain your approval.

/end sarcasm

Monday, February 1, 2010