Shells and cheese do not re-heat. You get just one chance. Only one shot with shells and cheese... so make it count.
That's kind of a metaphor for life, eh? Wow, I'm so like philosophical and junk....
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... Dude, Mr. Buffie fell asleep watching Adult Swim on the cartoon channel, which is kinda unusual for him because as far as I know, we still get the Speed channel. Anyway, there's some stop-motion animation show on and it is... different. I know I haven't smoked any pot, but now that I'm watching this show, I'm not entirely sure.
They just showed the Incredible Hulk peeing in Wonder Woman's kitchen sink.
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
So we all caught fat flu? Fox doesn't even try to hide the fact that they're haters. 26Jan09
Excuse me while I preach to the choir...
Found this while perusing Fox News online. (I literally had nothing better to do.)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html
Apparently getting fat IS contagious. Wait til the size-phobes and Mike Huckabee get a hold of this. We'll all be quarantined and forced to eat nothing but steamed soy beans and bran flakes until we're "cured" of our infectious fattedness.
And on the same page is this story… http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483204,00.html
Jessica Simpson gained 3 ounces!!!! A sure sign of the apocalypse!
Maybe she caught the fat flu?
I realize this is Fox News… not exactly the height of reputable reporting right? But there are people who read this stuff and think it’s Gospel. Even people who write and propose legislation. It’s dangerous when a major media outlet hypes something like fat being contagious.
Am I a scientist? No. Not even in my fake life. But you'd be better off trying to convince me the world is flat than trying to make me believe one iota of this story. Not buying it, not even as a possibility.
Bet you a dollar if we follow the funding behind this "research institute", we’ll find Slim-Fast or some other diet giant behind it.
http://www.opensecrets.org/lobby/cli...esearch+Center
Ah, well... look at that.
Nice try, Jenny Crank and NutriShitstem cronies. At least you took a shot at fear mongering from a different angle. Clever. Very clever.
BTW, Fox what did fat people do to piss you guys off today? Did you accidentally hire someone from Glamour Magazine for your news staff or something? Wackos.
Found this while perusing Fox News online. (I literally had nothing better to do.)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html
Apparently getting fat IS contagious. Wait til the size-phobes and Mike Huckabee get a hold of this. We'll all be quarantined and forced to eat nothing but steamed soy beans and bran flakes until we're "cured" of our infectious fattedness.
And on the same page is this story… http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483204,00.html
Jessica Simpson gained 3 ounces!!!! A sure sign of the apocalypse!
Maybe she caught the fat flu?
I realize this is Fox News… not exactly the height of reputable reporting right? But there are people who read this stuff and think it’s Gospel. Even people who write and propose legislation. It’s dangerous when a major media outlet hypes something like fat being contagious.
Am I a scientist? No. Not even in my fake life. But you'd be better off trying to convince me the world is flat than trying to make me believe one iota of this story. Not buying it, not even as a possibility.
Bet you a dollar if we follow the funding behind this "research institute", we’ll find Slim-Fast or some other diet giant behind it.
http://www.opensecrets.org/lobby/cli...esearch+Center
Ah, well... look at that.
Nice try, Jenny Crank and NutriShitstem cronies. At least you took a shot at fear mongering from a different angle. Clever. Very clever.
BTW, Fox what did fat people do to piss you guys off today? Did you accidentally hire someone from Glamour Magazine for your news staff or something? Wackos.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Holy gawd, I did it again! 25Jan09
You'd think burning your boob with a curling iron is something you only have to do one time before you figure out it's smart to wear a more than a bra when doing your hair.
/You'd think..../
Apparently I'm not that smart.
Friday, I did it again! Dropped a hot curling iron on my boob! Different side this time. Left a mark. Hurts... awesome. Not.
To make myself feel better, I looked at the interwebs. Randomly found a crazy hot pic of Jason Wade, with whom I have a semi-unhealthy fixation. Dreamiest guy since Simon LeBon, amen he is.
I might be able to post it here. Let me see if I have any special blog skillz... (I can't remember how I posted the pic last time. LOLz)
He's even holding a puppy. Epic Swoon. -----sigh-----
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