What is your all time favorite photo of yourself and why? If the photo is available online can you direct the world to it?

It's a photo of me when I was like 5 or 6. My grandpa (mum's side) was having professional portraits done. He took mum and me with him.

He lived almost 700 miles away but we would visit him a lot or he would come stay with us for a few weeks at a time. Like all kids, I was his shadow. Followed him everywhere.

So when he was having these portraits taken, I don't think I really knew what was going on, other than grandpa was sitting there by himself and looked like he needed some company. So I crashed his photo session.

The picture is above my fire place but not available on the net. I should probably get it scanned so I'll always have it.

Why ask why?

Do you take it in the ass? If yes, do you like it?

No, if I'm going to take it somewhere, I usually just put it in the trunk of the car and drive it there. Where I live, very few people own either an ass, a mule or an ox, so there aren't a lot of folks here who would take it in the ass, even if it were only a for a short distance. Urban zoning laws and such, you know what I mean.

To answer your second question, no. I do not believe I would like to take it in the ass because I like to get it there faster than that. I don't know the fastest speed for taking it in the ass, but I can't imagine it being quicker than 20 or 30 mph. Taking it in the ass just seems like a really inefficient way to get it there.

Not that I judge people who do take it in the ass. Modes of personal freight transportation are an individual choice and should be respected. Perhaps the Amish take it in the ass because it's not large enough for taking it in the family carriage and also because the Amish do not believe in owning modes of personal freight transportation other than things like asses, mules, horses and maybe oxen too. People like to take it in all sorts of ways. Some like to take it in the bicycle, some like taking it in the city bus.

Hope this makes my stance on taking it in the ass clear.

~winks~

C'mon guys, you all know by now I don't do questions like that. Waaay too personal. I'm cool with being open but that goes beyond my own boundaries. Just FYI for those who aren't aware.

Thanks tho. It was fun having the chance to give a silly answer. I enjoyed that part. :D Was it good for you? (snork!)

Why ask why?

You can have lunch with 3 people in all of human history, who you have lunch with and why?

Oh wow. This is just lunch right? Like I can still have dinner with 3 other people and breakfast with 3 more and then lunch again with 3 new ones?

Three people... does it matter if they're dead? I mean, I don't want to have lunch with dead people. So if let's say if these hypothetically dead people were still alive, k?

Alright, here goes.

Kevyn Aucoin - an amazing make up artist who left this world far too soon. I would want to just be in his presence in hopes I'd soak up a fraction of his talent.

Candye Kane - kickass blues singer and songwriter whose music make you feel like a rockstar yourself. Candye has the gift of good vibes and she shares it freely.

If I can't cheat and make the 3rd person a combination of all the people I love in the world, then I would have to pick... gosh... this is a good question btw... I'd pick... uhm... Ohkay, I know.

Hunter S. Thompson. If I have to explain who that is then you should smack yourself upside the head. He was batshit crazy. His insanity was only outpaced by his brilliance. There has always been something about his dichotomy that resonates with me. Significantly. Not that I'm genius or looney but like him, I'm uncomfortably content being stuck in between.

Why ask why?

What "clique" were you with in school?

In my opinion my friends were the best people on the planet and they still are. So I'd say I was in the "Super Awesome Rocking Clique of Excellent Peeps and Good Times".

People who were in the actual popular cliques were mostly assholes who looked down their noses at my friends and me. But they can eat shit because we totally had a blast together and there was nothing they could do to stop us.

Why ask why?

What is the next big thing that you are looking forward to in your life?

I'm really looking forward to doing more community service. Last year I started volunteering my time on a regular basis and there's something oddly addicting about it.

When you assist someone or contribute to a project where many people benefit, you feel like you've done something significantly valuable with your time.

Don't get me wrong, days spent chilling with the kitty cats, friends and family is time well spent for sure and I wouldn't give that up for anything.

But volunteering is a great way to mix it up a bit. You make new friends, learn things about yourself and gain more social awareness. When you want to support a cause but you don't have money, you can always give time. I highly recommend it.

Awesome question. Thanks for asking! =)

Why ask why?