Mr. Buffie Doesn't Do. 26Feb09

Our friends like to tease Mr. Buffie about his penchant for being particular. When it comes to food, music, cars, clothes, computers, anything. You name it, he can name something about it he doesn't like.

So I started making a list of things Mr. Buffie Doesn't Do.

Here we go.

Mr. Buffie doesn't do:

Raw green vegetables.
Prince music.
Fords.
America's Next Top Model.
Dogs.
Sauces containing vinegar.
Domestic beer.
Madonna.
Thunderbirds.
Fancy trucks.
Onions.
Led Zeppelin.
Pet rodents.
Wool.
Flip flops.
Turtlenecks.
Whole milk.
Taco Bueno.
Cold weather.
Starbucks.
Calvin Klein fragrances.
Bratwurst.

Dave Matthews' voice.
Ape-hanger handlebars.
Small boobs.
Folding laundry.
Modern interior design.
Garlic.
Tuners.
Microsoft products.
Negotiating for "car lengths" on Pinks.
Fringed jackets.
Facial piercings.
Text messages.
Economy cars.
Memphis style BBQ.
Celine Dion.
Lolcats.
Cold sandwiches.
Cigarettes.
Abstract art.
Diets.
Hi-top sneakers.
Wood working.
Chocolate chips in his ice cream.
Yoga.
Punk music.
Diet cola.
Pickles.
Sports on TV.
Make up tutorials on YouTube.
Any kind of pr0n with a 'core'.
Card games.
Sushi.
Supreme pizza.
Instant messaging.
Port wines.
Jeopardy.
Honky Tonk songs.
Incense.
Sleeping in.
Shiatsu.
Gardening.
Pie ala mode.
Spin Magazine.
Alfredo sauce.
Cole slaw.
Persian cats.
Shrimp scampi.
Anything on the Oxygen channel.
80's era Corvettes.
Wax museums.
Gangsta rap.
Church.
Broccoli and cheese soup.
Running.
Video games.
Finches.
Chip dip.
The Bee Gees.
Foreign films.
Salad dressing.
Cake with ice cream.
Line dancing.
Bleu cheese.
Baseball cards.
Bagpipes.
Horseback riding.
French cuisine.
Refrigerated peanut butter.
Pimp My Ride.
Anime.
Bow hunting.
Religious films.
Pointy toe shoes.
Pinkie rings.
European Techno music.
Science fiction novels.
Body building.
Turkey burgers.
Brticoms.
Chevelles.
Competitive ice skating.
Math.
Electric cars.
Zealots.
Rob Thomas as a solo artist.
and
Cigars.

The end.